will power is for people who don't want to get laid
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
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pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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