ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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