I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
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