her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
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I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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