dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It's blow job season.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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