butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
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Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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