Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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