I don't think brook has ever known best
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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