operation have a gay friend backfired
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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