we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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