Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
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I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
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i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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