he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
