Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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