420 ftw
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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