I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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