thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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