I want to stick my p in your. b.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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