The maid of honor just puked.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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