11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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