I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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