Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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