I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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