What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
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I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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