I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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