I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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