I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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