..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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