the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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