next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Let's get the cat blown out
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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