Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
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Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
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I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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