so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.