I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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