I can feel you judging me through the phone.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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