You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
