im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
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I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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