I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
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i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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