She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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