He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
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My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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