Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
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The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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