I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
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You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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