I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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