he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
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I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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