just tell him i said nine months
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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