are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
