I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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