Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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