I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
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