I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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