He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
He passed out mid-signature
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apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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