I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
So. Much. Porn.
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