I think I just saw someone hide a body.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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