I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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