it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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