I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
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Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
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